Illuminati Card List

# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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1. 18 1/2 Minute Gap
2. 13013
3. A Brief Attack on Conscience
4. Adepts of Hermes
5. Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from Beneath the Hollow Earth
6. Agent in Place
7. Air Magic (x2)
8. Al Amarja
9. Albino Alligators
10. Al Gore
11. Alien Abduction
12. Alternate Goals
13. A.M.A.
14. American Autoduel Association
15. American Civil Liberties Union
16. Anarchists Unite
17. And STAY Dead!
18. Angel’s Feather
19. Angst
20. Annual Convention
21. An Offer You Can’t Refuse
22. Anti-Nuclear Activists
23. AntiSlack
24. Antitrust Legislation (NWO)
25. Antiwar Activists
26. Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing
27. Apathy (NWO)
28. Are We Having Fun Yet?
29. Arise!
30. Ark of the Covenant
31. Arms Dealers
32. Assertiveness Training
33. A Thousand Points of Light (NWO)
34. Atlantis
35. Atomic Monster
36. Attitude Mutation
37. Australia
38. Australian Rules (NWO)
39. Back to the Drawing Board
40. Back to the Salt Mines
41. Backfire
42. Backlash
43. Backmasquerad
44. Bait and Switch
45. Bank Merger
46. Bank of England
47. Bar Codes
48. B.A.T.F.
49. Bavarian Illuminati
50. Beach Party
51. Benefit Concert
52. Bermuda Triangle
53. Bigfoot
54. Bigger Business (NWO)
55. Big Media
56. Bill Clinton
57. Bimbo at Eleven
58. Bite the Wax Tadpole
59. Bjorne
60. Black Activists
61. Black Helicopters
62. Blinded by Science (Goal)
63. Blitzkrieg
64. Blivit
65. Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat
66. “Bobbies”
67. Bodyguard
68. Book of Kells
69. Botched Contact
70. Boy Sprouts
71. Brag of the SubGenius
72. Brauereien
73. Brazil
74. Bribery
75. Brushfire War
76. Bulldada
77. Bundesverfassungsgericht
78. Burschenschaften
79. Cable TV
80. California
81. Canada
82. Car Bomb
83. Cast Out False Prophets! (Goal)
84. Cat Juggling
85. Cattle Mutilators
86. Cease-Fire
87. Celebrity Spokesman
88. Censorship
89. Center for Disease Control
90. Center for Weird Studies
91. CFL-AIO
92. Chain Letter
93. Charismatic Leader
94. Chicken in Every Pot (NWO)
95. China
96. Christdemokraten
97. Church of Elvis
98. Church of Middle America
99. Church of the SubGenius (x4)
100. Church of Violentology
101. C.I.A.
102. Citizens for Normalcy
103. Citizenship Award
104. Clipper Chip
105. Clone Arrangers
106. Clone
107. Cold Fusion
108. Combined Disasters
109. Comet Hail-Bob
110. Comic Books
111. Commitment
112. Computer Security
113. Computer Virus
114. Congressional Wives
115. Connie Dobbs
116. Conspiracy Theorists
117. CONspiracy
118. Contract on America
119. Convenience Stores
120. Copy Shops
121. Corrective Phrenologists
122. Corruption
123. Count Dracula
124. Counter-Revolution
125. Counterspell
126. Cover-Up
127. Cover of Darkness
128. Crackdown on Crime
129. Criminal Overlords (Goal)
130. Crop Circles
131. Crusade
132. Crystal Skull
133. Currency Speculation
134. Cyborg Soldiers
135. Cycle Gangs
136. Dallas Catacombs
137. Dan Quayle
138. Day Care Centers
139. Deasil Engine
140. Death Mask
141. Death to All Fanatics
142. Decency is OK!
143. Deep Agent
144. Defection
145. Democrats
146. Dentists
147. Deprogrammers
148. Der grobe Magier
149. Devival
150. Dictatorship
151. Dinosaur Park
152. Discordian Society
153. Dittoheads
154. Divine Mail Order
155. Dobbstown
156. Dokstok
157. Dollars for Decency
158. Dolphins
159. Don’t Forget to Smash the State (NWO)
160. Don’t Rock the Boat
161. Don’t Touch That Dial
162. Double-Cross
163. Dr. K’Taden Legume
164. Drs. for “Bob”
165. Drought
166. Drug Companies
167. Druids
168. Early Warning
169. Earth First (Goal)
170. Earth Magic
171. Earthquake Projector
172. Earthquake
173. Eat the Rich!
174. Eco-Guerrillas
175. E.F.F.
176. Elders of Zion
177. Eliza
178. Elvis
179. Embezzlement
180. Emergency Powers
181. Empty Vee
182. End of the World
183. Energy Crisis (NWO)
184. England
185. Enough is Enough
186. EPA
187. Epidemic
188. Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back
189. Every Year Is Worse
190. Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
191. Excremeditation
192. Exorcism
193. Exposed!
194. Faction Fight
195. Fake Healing
196. False OverMan
197. False Prophets
198. False Slack
199. Family Values
200. Fast Food Chains
201. F.B.I.
202. Fear and Loathing (NWO)
203. Federal Reserve
204. Feminists
205. Fickle Finger of Fate
206. Fidel Castro
207. Fiendish Fluoridators
208. Finland
209. Five-Year Plan
210. Flat Earthers
211. Flesh-Eating Bacteria
212. Floating Point Error
213. Flower Power
214. Flying Saucer
215. Fnord Motor Company
216. Fnord!
217. Foiled!
218. Foreign Aid
219. Forgery
220. France
221. Frankenfood
222. Frankfurter Borse
223. Frankfurt
224. Fraternal Orders
225. Fratricide (Goal)
226. Freaking the Mundanes
227. Fred Birch Society
228. ‘Frop Farm
229. Fubballprofis
230. Full Moon
231. Fundie Money
232. Gang War
233. Gay Activists
234. General Disorder
235. Genschman
236. George Bush
237. George the Janitor
238. Germany
239. Giant Kudzu
240. Girlie Magazines
241. Give Me Slack or Give Me Food
242. Global Warming
243. Glorps
244. Gnomes of Zurich
245. Go Fish!
246. Goldfish Fanciers
247. Go, Lemmings, Go!
248. Good Polls (x2)
249. Good Sex for Mutants Dating League
250. Gordo Remora
251. Grassroots Supports
252. Gremlins
253. Gun Control (NWO)
254. Gun Lobby
255. Hackers
256. Hail Eris! (Goal)
257. Hallucinations
258. Hammer of Thor
259. Harmonica Virgins
260. Hat Trick
261. Hawaii
262. Head in a Jar
263. Head Launching
264. Helmut Kohl
265. Hex
266. Hidden City
267. Hidden Influence
268. Hillary Clinton
269. Hit and Run
270. Hitler’s Brain
271. Hoax
272. Hollywood
273. Hubble Trouble
274. Hurricane
275. I Lied
276. Illuminati University
277. Imelda Marcos
278. Immortality Serum
279. Impostor
280. Infobahn
281. Inherently Bogus
282. Intellectuals
283. Interference
284. International Cocaine Smugglers
285. International Communist Conspiracy
286. International Weather Organization
287. I.R.S. (x2)
288. Isolationism
289. Israel (x2)
290. Italy
291. Jake Day
292. Janor Device
293. Japan
294. Jesus B.
295. JHVH-1
296. Jihad
297. Jimmy Hoffa
298. Joggers
299. Junk Bonds
300. Junk Mail
301. Just Say No
302. Ketchup is a Vegetable
303. Kill “Bob”!
304. Killer Satellite
305. Kill for Peace (Goal)
306. Kinder and Gentler
307. KKK
308. Kredithaie
309. L-4 Society (x2)
310. Lab Explosion
311. Lama Ramadingdong
312. Las Vegas
313. Law and Order (NWO)
314. Lawyers
315. League for Obvious Decency
316. Lenin’s Body
317. Let the Sunshine In
318. Let Them Eat Cake
319. Let’s Get Organized (x2)
320. Let’s You and Him Fight
321. Liberal Agenda
322. Libertarians
323. Liquor Companies
324. Loan Sharks
325. Local Clenches
326. Local Police Departments
327. Loch Ness Monster
328. Logic Bomb
329. Luck Plane
330. Madison Avenue
331. Mallorca
332. Manta-Fahrer
333. Manuel Noriega
334. March on Washington
335. Margaret Thatcher
336. Market Manipulation
337. Martial Law
338. Martyr Meter
339. Martyrs
340. Mass Murder
341. May Day
342. Media Blitz
343. Media Connections
344. Media Sensation
345. Mediocretinism
346. Mercenaries
347. Messiah
348. Meteor Strike
349. Metric System
350. MI-5
351. Midas Mill
352. Military-Industrial Complex (NWO)
353. Militia
354. Miracle Diet Plan
355. Miraculous Manifestation
356. Mistaken Identity
357. Mob Influence
358. Monopoly
359. Moonbase
360. Moonies
361. Moral Minority
362. More Slack!
363. Mossad
364. Mothers’ March
365. Multinational Oil Companies
366. Murphy’s Law
367. Mutual Betrayal
368. MWOWM
369. My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
370. Nancy Reagan
371. NASA
372. Nationalization
373. NATO
374. Near Miss
375. Necronomicon
376. Nental Ife
377. Nephews of God
378. Nevermore!
379. Never Surrender
380. New Blood
381. New Federal Budget
382. Newt Gingrich
383. NHGH
384. New York
385. Nice Idea. It’s Mine Now.
386. Ninjas
387. No Beer!
388. Nobel Peace Prize
389. N.S.A.
390. Nuclear Accident
391. Nuclear Capability
392. Nuclear Power Companies
393. Nutrition Nazis
394. Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse
395. Offshore Banks
396. Oil Spill
397. Ollie North
398. OPEC
399. Opportunity Knocks
400. Or Kill Me!
401. Orbit One
402. Orbital Mind Control Lasers
403. Orgone Grinder
404. OverMan Philo Drummond
405. OverMan
406. Pale People in Black
407. Paranoids
408. Partition
409. Pave the Earth!
410. Payoff
411. Peace in Our Time (NWO)
412. Pentagon
413. Perpetual Motion Machine
414. Phlegm Elementals
415. Phone Company
416. Phone Phreaks
417. Pinks
418. Pizza for the Secret Meeting
419. Plague of Demons
420. Pledge Drive
421. Poison
422. Political Correctness (NWO)
423. Pollsters
424. Population Reduction (Goal)
425. Post Office
426. Power Corrupts
427. Power for Its Own Sake (Goal)
428. Power Grab
429. Power Satellite
430. Power to the People (Goal)
431. Prince Charles
432. Princess Di
433. Principia Discordia
434. Privatization
435. Privileged Attack
436. Professional Sports
437. Psychiatrists
438. Psychic Pstench
439. Pulitzer Prize
440. Punk Rockers
441. Purge
442. Pyramid Marketing Schemes
443. Rain of Frogs
444. Rain of Prairie Squid
445. Random Jesii
446. Rant!
447. Reach Out…
448. Read My Lips
449. Recording Industry
450. Recycling Centers
451. Red Cross
452. Red Scare
453. Reformed Church of Satan
454. Regi$tered Trademark
455. Religous Reich
456. Reload!
457. Reorganization
458. Repent!
459. Republicans
460. Resistance is Useless!
461. Reverend Ivan Stang
462. Reverse Whammy
463. Revolution!
464. Rewriting History
465. Rifkinites
466. Robo “Bob”
467. Robot Sea Monsters
468. Rogue Boomer
469. Rogue SubGenii
470. Ronald Reagan
471. Rosicrucians
472. Ross Perot
473. Russia
474. Sabotage
475. Sacred Stencil
476. Sacred Jests
477. Saddam Hussein
478. Saint of Sales
479. Saturday Morning Cartoons
480. Saucer Landing Strippp
481. Save the Whales
482. Savings & Loan Scam
483. Savings and Loans
484. S.C.A.M.
485. Scandal
486. Schizm
487. School Prayer
488. Science Alarmists
489. Science Cannot Remove the Terror of the Gods!
490. Science Fiction Fans
491. Screaming Meme
492. Secret FisTemple
493. Secret Master
494. Secret Service
495. Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know
496. Secular Humanists
497. Security Leak
498. Seize the Time!
499. Self-Esteem
500. Semiconscious Liberation Army
501. Senate Investigating Committee
502. Servants of Cthulhu
503. Shangri-La
504. Shock Jocks
505. Shordurpersav
506. Showmaster
507. Shroud of Turin
508. Silicon Valley
509. Slackfusion
510. S.L.A.K.
511. Slush Fund
512. Smite Them All!
513. S.M.O.F.
514. Sniper
515. Society for Creative Anarchism
516. Society of Assassins
517. Solidarity (NWO)
518. Sorry, Wrong Number
519. Soulburner
520. South American Nazis
521. Sozialdemokraten
522. Spasm of Violence
523. Speakers in Tongues
524. Spear of Longinus
525. Spontaneous Combustion
526. S.P.U.T.U.M.
527. Spy Satellite
528. St. Janor Hypercleats
529. Stark Fist of Removal
530. State Lotteries
531. Stealing the Plans
532. Stock Split
533. Stonehenge
534. Straighten Up
535. Strange Bedfellows
536. SubGenius FisTemples
537. Subliminals
538. Sucked Dry and Cast Aside!
539. Sufficiently Advanced Technology
540. Suicide Squad
541. Sultan of Slack
542. Summit
543. Supernova
544. Supreme Court
545. Supreme Court Nomination
546. Survivalists
547. Sweeping Reforms
548. Swingers
549. Swiss Bank Account
550. Switzerland
551. Tabloids
552. Take the Money and Run
553. Talisman of Ahrimanes
554. Talkmaster
555. TANSTAAFL
556. Tape Runs Out…
557. Tax Breaks
558. Tax Reform (NWO)
559. Teddy Kennedy
560. Teflon Coating
561. Telephone Psychics
562. Templars
563. Tennis-Star
564. Terrorist Nuke
565. Texas
566. The 13th Apostle
567. The Anti”Bob”
568. The Auditor from Hell
569. The Big Prawn
570. The Big Score
571. The Big Sellout
572. The Bronze Head
573. The Corporate Masters (Goal)
574. The First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All The Lawyers
575. The Frog God
576. The Great Pyramid
577. The Green Party
578. The Hand of Madness (Goal)
579. The Holy Grail
580. The Hour of Slack
581. The Internet Worm
582. The Irish Flu
583. The Library at Alexandria
584. The Mafia
585. The Magic Goes Away (NWO)
586. The Meek Shall Inherit
587. The Men in Black
588. The Network
589. The Oregon Crud
590. The Prescriptures
591. The Second Bullet
592. The Stars are Right
593. The Thule Group
594. The True Pipe
595. The Weak Link
596. The Weird Turn Pro
597. The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
598. They May Be Pink…
599. This Was Only A Test
600. Three-Fisted Tales of “Bob”
601. Tidal Wave
602. Time Control
603. Time Warp
604. Tobacco Companies
605. Tornado
606. Trading Card Games
607. Trekkies
608. Triliberal Commission
609. Truck Bomb
610. TV Preachers
611. UFOs (x2)
612. Underground Newspapers
613. United Nations
614. Unlucky 13
615. Unmasked!
616. Up Against the Wall (Goal)
617. Upheaval!
618. Urban Gangs
619. Vampires
620. Vatican City
621. Video Games
622. Vile Secretions
623. Visualize Whirled Peas
624. Vladimir Zhirinovsky
625. Volcano
626. Volltreffer
627. Volunteer Aid
628. Voodoo Economics
629. Voudonistas
630. Vultures
631. Waiting Period
632. Wall Street
633. War Crimes Trials
634. Warehouse 23
635. Wargamers
636. Watermelons
637. Weather Satellite
638. Whispering Campaign
639. Whistle Blowers
640. W.I.T.C.H.
641. Witch Hunt
642. Withering Curse
643. World Cup Victory
644. World Hunger (NWO)
645. World War Three (NWO)
646. www.subgenius.com
647. X-Day
648. X-Ray Specs
649. Xanadu
650. Xists
651. Yacatisma
652. Yetis
653. You Are What You Eat
654. You’d Pay To Know What You REALLY Think!
655. Zuvieldienstleistende